If your raves include line dancing, you might be a red-neck Brujah.
If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, you might
be a red-neck Gangrel.
If you can crush beer cans on your imaginary friend's forehead and it
works, you might be a red-neck Malkavian.
If your favorite place for muddin is your city's sewers, you might be a
red-neck Nosferatu.
If you're entranced by the rebel flag, you might be a red-neck Toreador.
If your favorite love ritual involves your sister, you might be a red-neck
Tremere.
If dip or tobacco is part of your selective digestion, you might be a
red-neck Ventrue.
If your hell hound makes you sit in the back of your truck, you might be a
red-neck Caitiff.
If your idea of Conclave includes a tent revival, you might be a red-neck
Prince.
If you got your position by coming in second in a cow tipping contest, you
might be a red-neck Seneshcal.
If you participate in a quilting circle to keep current on Kindred affairs,
you might be a red-neck Harpy.
If your ideal Elysium is Dollywood, you might be a red-neck Keeper.
If you refer to your Deputies as "little buddies", you might be a red-neck
Sheriff.
If your cry to freedom is "The south will rise again", you might be a
red-neck Anarch.
If you attend Vaulderie wearing a pillow case and sheet, you might be a
red-neck Sabbat.
If you monitor Kindred society with binoculars while standing in a deer
blind, you might be a red-neck Inconnu.