I took her out it was a Friday night
I spent some blood to get the feeling right
we started making out and she took off my pants
but then I bit her above the knee

And that's about the time that she ran screaming from me
nobody likes you when you're 'a hundred and three
and are still more amused by Toreador shows
what the hell is vaulderie?
my friends say I should act my gen
what's my gen again?
what's my gen again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called my sire from a pay phone
I said I was the Sherrif
and you're primogen's in jail
the prince looks down on diablerie

And that's about the time that bitch torpored me
nobody likes you when you're 'a hundred and three
and here I am acting like a ne-o-nate
what the hell's a shovel party?
my friends say I should act my gen
what's my gen again?
what's my gen again?

and that's about the time she stuck a stake in me
nobody likes you when you're 'a hundred and three
and still you act like it's you first hundred years
what the hell is wrong with a Tzimisce?
my friends say I should act my gen
what's my gen again?
what's my gen again?

That's about the time she frenzied on me
no one should lose point of Humanity
with many centuries ahead to lose mine
why would you blood bond me?
I never want to act my gen
what's my gen again?
what's my gen again?

what's my gen again?

Carpe Noctem,Cameron Michael Villadsen

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