TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT SUCKS TO BE A REVENANT
10. You
remember those awkward teenage years? Imagine them lasting
*several decades*.
9. Your Bratovich husband's uneradicable Kibble breath.
8. One word: canonfodder.
7. Being referred to as "Renfield" by Lasombra and Malkavians alike.
6. The entire *possibility* of being used in Vozhd construction.
5. One day the Giovanni and the Tzimisce *are* going to light upon the idea of crossbreeding.
4. "Deliverance" jokes.
3. Romeo and Juliet as performed by the Grimaldis and the Zantosas.
2. Members of the Old Clan with a Dracula fetish.
...and, finally, the WORST thing about being a revenant...
1. Brotherly love. Think about it.
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