Mirror
Strike Card
Only usable while in combat against a Nosferatu. The Nosferatu
immediately takes two unpreventable, aggravated damage.
Renegade Spaniel
Gangrel Ally
Cost: 3 pool
2 life, 0 damage, 0 bleed.
Once each turn, the renegade spaniel may take a +1 stealth action to do a
directed urination on any vampire. Place a urination counter on that
vampire. For each urination counter a vampire has, it loses one point of
stealth, as it can be smelled a mile away.
Death Of Sinatra
Master
Cost: 2 pool
Put this card into play. While in play, all Giovanni go into mourning and
are immediately tapped for one full round. This card may be burned by any
minion who is not a Giovanni as a D action.
Poorly Decorated Living Room
Master
Cost: 2 pool
All Toreador in play are immediately tapped as they redecorate for
aesthetic value.
Curse Of Perot
Master Card - Out Of Turn
Cost: 2 pool
Play during a political action. All Justicars immediately become "Wealthy
Despots" and cannot win any political action in which they are involved.
Crosstown Traffic
Master Card
Cost: 2 pool
Put this card in play. While in play, all minions with vehicles lose the
abilities of those vehicles. This card may be burned by a minion WITHOUT
a vehicle as a D action.
Billy, The Completely Useless Aquaintance
Malkavian Retainer
Cost: 0
0 damage, 0 bleed
If a vampire successfully equips with Billy, he or she immediately
untaps. Billy does absolutely nothing.
Hanif Abdul Afzali - Cabbie From Cairo
Assemite Retainer
Cost: 1
Vampires equipped with Hanif have one extra maneuver each round of
combat. Everytime you use Hanif for a maneuver, flip a coin. If it comes
up heads, the maneuver is successful. If it comes up tails, Hanif plows
into the side of a parked school bus and the vampire suffers 2 damage.
Tobacco Corporation
Master Card - Unique Location
Cost: 2 pool
Tap during any political action for three extra votes.
Anson Maddocks
Vampire
Cost: 6 pool
Thau, Sup Cel, Sup Aus
During your master phase, Anson may take a +1 stealth action to go through
your library, look for a card with a really cool graphic and exchange it
for any card in your hand with a really crappy graphic.
O.J.'s Gloves
Equipment
Cost: 2 pool
Minions equipped with OJ's gloves may diablerize two minions at once. No
bloodhunt may be called on a minion wearing OJ's gloves.
Bill Clinton
Follower of Set
7 SER OBF PRE
Bill has 3 votes. Bill has -1 stealth on all actions.
Al Gore
Gangrel
7 ANI for pro dom
Prince of Murfreesboro: Whenever another Methuselah's minion takes an
action to burn a location, Al may attempt to block that action with +1
intercept. Al may never play cards requiring Presence.
Vampire: the Eternal Silliness
Yes, the new Vampire: the Eternal Silliness expansion:
Lark Sovereigns!
Bob the Janitor
Capacity: 2
PO, ob Prince of the Basement
If Bob casts votes in favor of any vote, he immediately takes one point
of aggravated damage. Bob may not be rescued from torpor, and, if
diablerized, a bloodhunt may not be called.
Gangrel
Fuzzy Cat
Capacity: 8
AN, PR, FO (of course)
If Fuzzy deals any aggravated damage during combat, the opposing minion
is vaporized and disappears in a puff of claws and fur. Unfortunately,
at the end of combat, Fuzzy is tapped and remains so for the next three
turns as she tries to hack up a furball.
Brujah
Mr. Clumsy
Capacity: 3
PO, ce
If Mr. Clumsy uses any additional strikes during combat and uses
equipment for any of those strikes, flip a coin. If the result is heads,
combat proceeds as normal. If not, Mr. Clumsy was cleaning his gun, when
it went off! The equipment is destroyed and Mr. Clumsy takes damage
equal to the damage he would ordinarily have dealt.
Tremere
Fizban
Capacity: 5
TH, DO, au
If Fizban uses any Thaumaturgy cards during combat, discard the card that
would have been played and search through your library for a Walk of
Flame. If Walk of Flame may not be used in the current combat, Fizban
has no strike. At the end of combat, shuffle any Walks of Flame used
back into your library.
Nosferatu
Mr. Invisible
Capacity: 2
PO, AN
No Obfuscate masters may be played on Mr. Invisible. Any minion
attempting to block Mr. Invisible gets +1 intercept (but don't tell him!
He thinks he's invisible!)
Ventrue
Votaru
Capacity: 5
(none)
4-X votes, where X is the number of "bloody nose" counters. In combat,
the opposing minion gets +2 hand damage. Votaru may not strike during
combat. If Votaru gets sent to torpor, put a "bloody nose" counter on
him. "He's just not as convincing as he used to be... Maybe it's all of those
scars..."
Toreador
Madame Beautiful
Capacity: 6
AU, ce
If Madame Beautiful goes to torpor, all allies and retainers take three
damage and all vampires and Methuselahs burn three pool. Madame
Beautiful is instantly vaporized if, at any time, no player is praising
the beauty and grace of Madame Beautiful. This is not considered
diablerie.
Malkavian
Strange-O
Capacity: 4
OB, AU, DO
When Strange-O comes into play, choose X cards you control and build a house of cards. Strange-O must be chosen, and must not touch the table in the resulting house. If, at any time, the house falls down, all fallen cards except Strange-O are burned and a new house must be built. If insufficient cards remain, Strange-O's controller is removed from the game, and control of Strange-O passes to any other player which controls a Malkavian.
Dork Sovereigns Cards
New Cards for Dork Sovereigns, the next Jyhad expansion
Here's a few of the new card from Dork Sovereigns...
Pentium Laptop equipment 2 pool
+1.999999999873415 bleed
THC Laced Blood Master out-of-turn
(Picture; a spaced-out guy smoking a joint, Duck sneaking up behind him)
Play when a vampire successfully hunts. The vampire immediatly untaps
and attempts to bleed a random Methuselah. On subsequent turns, the
vampire must hunt until she is at full capacity. (Munchies!)
Overeaters Anonymous Master - Unique Location 2 pool
(Picture; a stream of really, *really* fat people walking out of a
building. Igo- the Hungry lurks in an alley nearby with a huge grin...)
All your vampires gain +1 blood when hunting. Any vampire can burn
Overeaters Anonymous as a (D) action, gaining 1 blood if successful.
Abstract art painting unique equipment 1 pool
(Picture; Uriah Winter holding a bizzare painting in front of him,
hiding behind it. Anneke is staring at it raptly, an assault rifle
lying at her feet.)
Bearer may strike; combat ends if in combat with a Toreador. If so, the
Toreador gains possession of the Painting.
The Count Malkavian 6 capacity
FOR DOM PRE tha
2... 2... 2 wonderful hand damage! Haa haa haa...
Pizza Shift Political action Prince/Justicar
Select a Methuselah who has more pizza than you. Divide up to # slices
among the Methuselahs as you see fit. # is the number of Methuselahs
currently in the game. Successful vote means the pizza is apportioned
as you announced.
