Ravnos
This car isn't here
Welcome to my reality.
Is it real or is it Ravnos.
Assamite
Don't like someone else's driving, hire me.
NO MORE TYREs
Tremere
Don't like my driving, learn movement of the mind.
Honk and your Engulfed.
If you can read this, think firestorm.
Anarchs
We don't need no stinking bumper stickers.
Express yourself.
um... Yeah I'm a loyal member of the Camarilla, .... sure.
Black furies
I have PMS and a Klaive, any questions.
Silent Strider
Free Egypt.
This bumper sticker brought to you by SAND, its everywhere.
Neither Set nor Nexus crawler nor Darkest Malfaes .........
Shadowlords
Power corrupts, absolute power is kinda nifty.
Metis
Honk if your horny..... or scaley, or bald, or ....
Kindred conspiracy - Who did it bumper stickers
Brujah : The Ventrue did it
Gangrel : Looked like the Ravnos did it
Malkavian : We did it, heh heh heh
Nosferatu : We KNOW who did it
Toreador : I have composed an epic revealing the ones who hath done it.
Tremere : We didn't do it. Honest!
Ventrue : Wasn't me, I would have ordered someone else to do it.
Assamite : Pay me - I'll do it.
Giovanni : The Capadocians won't do it again.
Ravnos : Are you sure it was REALLY done.
Salubri : Look into your own humanity and you will know the truth.
Samedi : I'd give my left arm to do it.
Setite : I got every one elssse to do it.
Daughters of Cacaphony : Do it in Harmonics.
Garou : It doesn't matter who did it, its a KINDRED matter.
On to the Next Joke 'What's my Gen again?' - A Blink 182 spoof