VOL. 4, NO. 13

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

Editor, The Mirror Journal ; Dear Sir:—With your per- mission I desire to reply to

your own article and the com- munication appearing in the

issue of Jan. 15th, in which H. L. Dougan upbraids the local authorities for ‘a mis- carriage (in the eyes of that gentleman) of justice, and inci- dentally deplores the fact, if fact itis, that Mirror has be- come the plague spot of the North American continent; its happy homes degraded and demoralized and its children be- coming contaminated by the visits of women (or to be cor- rect, of a Woman in this case,) who was more to be _ pitied that censored, least of all by a minister of the Gospel.

Ihave been given to under- stand that the writer of the previous week's epistle to the Mirrorites was an instigator in the arrest of the women in question, and that he with others did not deem it it nee- essary to to lay their their com- plaint before the proper local authorities, but communicated with the department in Ed- monton. Why did not this morality squad interview the local administration in regard to this matter, and then, if no action was taken, carry the in- formation to the powers that be, higher up; or did they neglect to do so in order to ap- pear as moral reformers in the eyes of the public, with all the

advertising which the visit of|.

the Provincial detectives wo bring. The steps they took would imply that all the local authorities were aware of the state of affairs and had refused to act, Such not being the case, however, we consider the action taken uncalled for, and an insinuation that the Village Council and local J. P, are in- competent. It is on record that as soon as the guilty parties were brought before the Justice of the Peace they were fined and the women ord- ered out of town, We are safe! in saying that had the same complaint been laid before the J.P. by the same parties, the same result would have been obtained without any unneces- sary publicity. We have there- fore, to disagree with the state- ment made by H, L. Dougan that “it became necessary for provincial detectives to come in and raid the places,” And by the way where is the other place ?

Not content with casting a ete een ee

This change by the Humbe

HUMBERSTONE COAL

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slur on the Rev. Dougan saw fit to ven- tilate the matter in public print, this acquainting every man, women and child, able to read, in Mirror and surround- ing country, with a condition that was only known to a small number of our own res- idents. While we do not ap- prove of prostitution, yet we must agree with the majority of authorities on this question, that a discussion through the press, and particularly that of asmall town, is only harmful and only tends to arouse the curiosity of young people who, would, otherwise, have no in- terest in such things,

We must also disagree with the reverend gentleman when he states that “the children of our town could not fail to know what was going on right in our own midst,” i.e, previ- vous to the publication of his letter and for them- selves, A great many Mirror- ites did not know what was going on until enlightened by the articles appearing in The Journal. :

We were not aware that the “happiness of the homes of our citizens” was in danger until the Rev. Dougan called our at- tention to the fact. Were they in danger, as so emphatically stated ? Howeyer we do con- sider the indiscriminate publie- ation of such articles in our home paper as more a source of danger and one likely to im- peril the happiness of homes,

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man, and to which the reverend gentlemah seems to take strong objection to, we think the J. P. displayed far more of the spirit embodied in the teach- ings of the New Testament, that our worthy friend him- self,as his letter would indic- ate. ‘

With the regard to the earnings of such a woman, we are forced to take Mr, Doug- an’s word, as we know of no statistics on the subject and our personal experience is nil.

Mr. Editor, in regard to your article dealing with practically the same subject, we wish to call your attention to several First, you state the disguised

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inaccurcies, that female paid for the drinks in the hotel. We have been in- formed on reliable authority this the

that was not case, Secondly, you infer that the constable took no action in

the matter, whereas it is a fact, (cotinued on back page)

has been made rstone Coal Co,

to take effect Jan. 1, 1915,

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LOCAL NEWS

Dr. Curtis. of Bashaw, was a Mirror visitor on Monday.

Don't forget the date of the ‘big masquerrde dance on | Feb. 12th, Beumish & Co., shipped two ‘ears of hogs on Saturday ‘to | Edmonton, r

G. C. Webb, of “Bashaw, Was in Mirror on Monday transact- ing business.

Bring in that leaky milk pail, we will stop the leaks, Mirror Hardware.

Miss Doris Johnson of Cran- brook, B. C. is visiting at pres- ent with Mamie Lowery.

Mr. Everett Heagle who has been in Kangas City for the past five months returned home yesterday.

Mrs. Hans Kiesel left last week accompanied by her sis- ter on a visit to her parents in Edmonton.

How about that gas engine, isit working? If not I can fix it. Leave word at THE JOURNAL Office.

Mrs. E. Erwin left on Wed- nesday for Calgary, where she will join her husband, and go to housekeeping.

Thelocal telephone office will be closéd between the hour of 12 o'clock to 1 p.m. instead of 1 p. m. to 2 p. m. as formerly. Miss Mary Kadlec returned

1 Edmonton’ Jast— week

-lwhere she has been visiting

with friends for several weeks.

There will be no service. in St. Monica’s church next Sun- day, Jan. 31st. as the rector will be at Clive and — Fountains Town.

The Mutual Improvement Society will met at Mrs. K. B, Iveson’s next Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock. All interested are invited to attend.

The Royal Neighbors will meet at Mrs. Jas. Wright on Feb. 31d. This being a business |meeting all members are re- | quested to attend.

| Mrs. Ed, Bray returned home jon Monday last from her visit lto Fort George, where she has been visiting for several week. We ave pleased to report that she is much improved in health,

H. Patterson and G. Harrison of Battleview, Alta. visited with Mrs. Lowery the past week. They left yesterday to visit friends in South Alberta. H.

Lowery,

As an advertising medium the MirRon JOURNAL has the goods. To prove it we will cite a case, Last week there was a For Sale ad inserted in the JOURNAL advertising a baby buggy for sale, The paper was put in the post office on Friday morning and on Saturday morning the buggy was sold, If you have anything to sell or want to buy try a small ad in the Mirror JOURNAL,

R. N. W. M. P.- Visits Mirror

Ou Tuesday January 19th, a member of the mounted Police visited Mirror and took into custody Wm, Lowery on a charge of breaking and entering availway box car, At the pre- liminery hearing sufficient evi- ‘dence was produced te justify binding the prisoner over for hearing at the next assizes.

Patterson isa nephew of Mrs. |

On Saturday, January 28rd the Police again put in appear- ance and placed a Mr. Richard- son and Mr. Black under arrest on the charge of wheat stealing In the evidence it was shown that there was no cause for holding Mr. Richardson, and he

was released at once, but Mr. |

Black was bound over until court sits. The two prisoners Mr. Lowery and Mr. Black are being held at Fort Sascatche- wan to await their trials.

Hymen’s-Alter

Mr. E. W. Buelow, one of our prosperous farmers living northwest of town, returned Saturday from a visit to the states, Mr. Buelow brought back with him a helpmate, and the many friends jointhe Jour- NAL in wishing he and his bride all kinds of luck and happiness on the sea of wedded life.

On their way back the happy couple made a honeymoon trip of it by visiting Spokane, Wash., Macleod and Calgary, Alberta. Following is an ac- count of the wedding:

The comfortable home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Thoni of the Swiss settlement was the scene of a very pretty wedding at high noon Thursday, December 31, when their duaghter, Hilda Annie was united in marriage to Edward William Buelow of Mirror, Alberta...The wedding ceremony was read by Rev. Os- bourne, the bridal party stand- ing under an archway of green and white, The rooms were tastily decorated with ever- green bows and foliage. The bride was very becomingly dressed in a beautiful gown of white satin messaline draped with imported silk chantilly lace. Her veil of white bridal illusion was crowned with a wreath of orange blossoms. Miss Alice, sister of the bride had the honor of serving as bridesmaid, also of having made the bridal dress. Alfred Bue- low of Mirror, Alberta, brother of the groom, was best man. The invited guests were Lud- wig Mentzel of St. Paul, Minn. brother of the matron of honor Mr. and Mrs. Emil Thoni, Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Flick and Mr. and Mrs. Peter Steiner. Fol- lowing the ceremony a sump-

tuous dinner was served. The large wedding cake, the frost- ing forming beautiful clusters of grapes and roses, was made by Mr. Mentzel. During the evening about ninety invited guests assembled at the scene of festivity and a most enjoy- able evening was spent in danc- ing and games. Just as the old year made room for the new the newlyweds and guests were busily enguged in the game of “eats.” In this game no doubt all were winners, as the supper was exceedingly appetizing as well as bountiful. The happy couple have the best’ wishes of avery large circle of friends, Miss Thoni has resided here since her birth and Mr, Beulow, uow # prosperous farmer of Mirror, Alberta, formerly lived in this community. Mr. and Mrs. Buelow were the recip- ients of a large number of beau- tiful as well as useful presents, A nice collection of presents was received by the bride-to-be, Statesman - Index, Culeville, Wash,

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WOODMEN LECTURE | tuberculosis,

The dance which followed was well attended,

| On Friday evening last the |Mirror lodges of The Modern Woodmen of America and The Royal Neighbors’ gave a pulic installation and illiatrated Jec- ture in Kadlec's hall, | The proceedings opened with the installation of the Royal Neighbors which was a very interesting ceremony. Then followed the installation of The Modern Woodmen which was performed by 0. ©. Johnson, Deputy for Albert, The Wood- men installation was gone through by a short installation, owing to allow more time for the illustrated lecture which followed immediately after.

Deputy Johnson opend the lecture by throwing the opening ode hymn on the screen which all joined in sing- ing. The speaker gave a full explanation of every picture thrown upon the screen.

The membership of the order was gone into and a full ex- planation of the order was touched upon by the speaker.

The sanatorium which is con-

W.C, McCormack returned home from his trip to Buffalo, N. Y., on Tuesday. Mr. Me- Jormack has not only been taking a business rest, but has taken an active part in public- ity work by endeavoring to explain to his many friends whom he came in contact with what Mirror and district was noted for. We understand that several parties have promised Mr. McCormack that they intend to visit the Mirror district early in the spring. Mr. McCormack regrets that he could not spare more time, but we feel sure that he has done his part, and we hope that he will have the pleasure of showing his friends around the Mirror district.

PIANO CONTEST RECORD

The following is the standing of + contestant’s in the piano

ducted by The Modern Wood-| Contest. prs men of America goes to show| ‘No. ~ Votes.

that every care is taken of its members who are taken there for the treatment of

Less than Regular Price

Leave Your Ord-rs Before March Ist

J. F. Flewwelling

If a young man wants to marry That’s his business

If a young lady wants to marry That’s her business

If they do marry and want groceries That's our business.

We have a full line of the very

best groceries that money can buy and our prices are right.

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Save. teernent rough weather, The calming action of| other people, views with amaze-|manger, he shook his finger reproach-|crew. In particular he in:ists upon | S0™e oll a hl ge Mo oe lh seme fe Boil on the water has been mathemat-|ment the progress of the modern/fully and exclaimed in an aggrieved] being addressed as “Sir” by every Russia, on . the big “‘gusher” oil wells / encloring 35 ically demonstrated. woman, and during the course of a@/tone: “Oh, I say, old chap, you lied to| one on board. ber Mg Ag. 7 “th tg” | : our In nearly every instance where oil} speech which he made a short time|me; you know you did. However,” he| One day a new hand joined the ecame cho! , } is used on the great lakes the cap-!ago he said:

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THE JOURNAL, MIRROR, ALBERTA

How il Calms oe re _ | KEEP CHILDREN WELL He Was Improving im pression. Laurence Irving, who with his wife, wa es of oil DURING HOT WEATHER sank with the Empress of Ireland, the bug Prof. Aer: . had many good wearin, Ons +] bat BI 8 oll) Every mother “knows ‘ow fatal the| He produced a play called “The In- : an hour i secure 7 Ay at calm _| cubus” in London about five years ago, water around a ship sufficient for the! °°t Summer months ére to small child-| 1 ion was nicknamed “The Motorbus”

safe launching of small boats. Ac- cording to this auther ty, nine pints of oil are sufficient to calm a square mile of water, and, increditle as it may appear, one drop will calm seven square feet. The oil spreacs out over the surface of the sea in a film which has the almost unimaginable thick- ness of two-millionths of a millimeter, yet it holds in leash the mighty power of the ocean. When this film of oil spreads over the surface, the heaping- up ection of the water, which results in the formaticn first o1 ripples and then of waves, cannot take place, The thinner the film the greater is its ef- fect in , ulling down ‘he crests of the waves .nd making a lower wave line, free from break.

That all leadin> nations are prepar- ing to make the use of oil et sea com-

pulsory is indicated by the London| ment to the position of President of}posed with the remark: “O) .

Board of trade's statutory rules anda|old lady, “is he going to the Admiral- Ss clever one.” ey Lesson For Captain, Too TRAG'C LAUGHTER he orders regarding life-saving appliances | Division. “Dear me!” exclaimed the| Thus assured, the inquirer pur The captain of a certain sall-

on vessels. The rules now provide) old lady, “is he going to the Admiral

that, in all classes of foreign-going ships, lifeboats shall be equipped with one gallon of oil, and a vessel of ap- p-oved pattern for distrivuting it in

tains let it drip through the waste pipes both forward and aft. Some of the masters claim excellent results from dripping oil through a s..ort piece of deck hose run through ‘he hawser pipes or chocks, forward. Many lake men think that these two methods are as cfficient as the use of oil’bags, and are much easier to put into operation. —Harold Waters, in Leslie's,

To Save Rob Boy Birthplace

The birthplace of Rob Roy, the cele. brated Highland freebooter, the place

ren, Cholera infantum, diarrhoea, dysentry and stomach troubles are rife at this time and often a precious little’ life is lost after only a few hour. illness. The mother who keops Baby's Own Tablets in the | ouse feels safe. The occasional use of the Tablets pre- vent stomach and bowel troubles or if the trouble comes suddenly—as it generally does—the Tablets will bring baby safely through. They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 26 cents a box trom The Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.

Wanted—A Strong Navy?

One of the best stories which Lord Mersey, chairman of the Empress of Ireland. Wreck Commission, tells abou. himself is that concerning an old lady’s remarks on his appoint-

ty division? How. very nice! I do trust he will see that we shall have a strong navy.”

- Apparently his lordship, like many

“Ladies have ceased to be what they were—the shadow of their husbands—and have become personalities, people whom we cannot ignore. * * * They have become more and more separated from tha poor man. What they are becoming quite terrifies me. I am beginning to doubt whether I know women at all, and if I do not, what on earth am I doing sitting in the Divorce court?”

Give’ Public Preference

Amendments have been made to the cold storage regulations passed

by some of his rivals, Mr. Irving brought the play to America for a short tour, playing it under the title “The Affinities,” and included Mont- real, but not Toronto, in his bookings. On the day he opened in Montreal a distinguished looking gentleman, whose accent proved him to be ultra- l iglish, appeared at the box office wicket and said:

“Pawdon me, but, will ws please tell me what Irving this is

“Why,” responded the er treas- urer, “this is the son of the great Sir Hen—”"

“Yes, I know that,” interrupted the Englishman, “but one son is rawthaw clevaw, y'know, but the other is a blooming rottaw.” .

Mr. Irving’s manager, who was sit- ting in the box office, (SE ule A ag

chased two box seats, and on the night of the performance he appeared in im- peccable evening dress. At the close of the first act he approached the of- fice, and, peering in at the company

added, “he’s improving; oh, yes, he's improving.”—Exchange. Will the Leek Got

There is at least one patriotic Welshman who does not mean to give up the leek without a struggle, des- pite Mr. Lloyd George's repudiation of that vegetable as the Welsh national emblem a year or two ago.

Mr. Lloyd George may prefer the aesthetic daffodils; but Mr. Tomley, of Montgomery, has made a success- ful protest against the omission of the leek from a suggested cover de-

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large ing vessel is probably the most polite officer in the whole mercantile ser- vice. He has, however, a great id a of his importance, and loses no op portunity of impressing it upon his

ship, and a short time after leaving the harbour, being a seasoned old salt, he was entrusted with the wheel,

The captain came up and put the usual question, “How’s her head?" “Nor’-by-east,” answered the old tar very gruffly, “My man,” sauvely an- swered the captain, “on this craft when one of the crew speaks to me iu gives me a titie ot respect. Don’t you think you might do so too? Now, how's Ler head?” “Nor’-by-aast, I tell yer,” shouted the tar, displaying not a little irritation.

Vibration and Nitroglycerin Form a Perilous Combination

An accident, said tc be the most ex- traordinary on reccrd, occurred at

blowing it clear, a number of iron drums full of nitroglycerin “Were brought down by rail from Derbend and deposited overnight i. a large shed which was used by the men as a sort of canteen.

The steward of this establishmert, a Greek named Darios, opened one of the drums for some reason best known to himself and decanted a small quant ity of the dangerous liquid into a long thin glass used for mixing vodka. This he placed on a shelf behind the bar. Shortly afterward there entere' & workman named Borkovitch, who was

“T * famous for the boisterous hilarity of ga ether nee fait where he died, and his grave, have|last session, which are of considerable! sign for the almanac of the Man- bes afraid you dcn’t quite unde~|nis manner and especially for ais 1 EG 10-dowe okse. Biackies Pills $1.00" | been saved by a decision of the house| importance. It is provided that owners| chester Unity of Oddfellows. 8 a Hannes por ceree the captaia, | joud, resonant laughter. oo dose pkgs. ge yt sen of lords denying the city of Glasgow) of cold storage warehouses which are| Shakespeare himself recognized good-humoredly. “Let me relieve you The sight of nitroglycerin in a vodka Mr utte sroteans is due to over 1S @ Tight to draw a water supply from subsidized under the act must giv.

Tuatet on Cutt THE SUTTER “LABORATORY,

Loch Voil and Loch Doine. If Glas-

ble, order direct. / Berkeley, California,

gow's request had been necessary, since these lakes are a part of the

the public preference in the use of refrigerated space. It shall be a viola- tion of the act if such space is re-

the leek as the national emblem of Wales when he wrote Fluellen’s part in “Henry V.” and if that is not

of the wheel, and then do you take my place, and ask me the question. I will then show you how it should be answered.” They accordingly changed

tumbler so excited his risivility that he gave vent to a series of stentcrian guffaws. This set the half filled glass

enough for the doubters and daffo- 1 “*Ow's her * on “ringing,” and the treacherous con- evstern watershed, to raise the level| fused on the plea of lack of space if] qil lovers, Caxton wrote of Welshmen | Places,” ’Ow’s her 'ead?” roared tha/ tents immediately explod sd. Finding a Stolen “cnitd ot the lakes some 50 feet, which would! such space is to be occupied by goods| that: tar. “Nor’-by-east, sir,” replied the : oale

Four years ago little Resa Sisson was stolen from her home in Winfield,

“ drums, entirely demolishing the shed ’ la. and all efforts to find her were/| These sentimental considerations; 'wners shall not contract or agree| and of the Welshwoman that: . by ey ot my man, vhile| and killing red persons, all who were > unavailing. Recently Catherine Win-| were laid before the house of lords in| to give all the refrigerated space to| Atte mette, and after eke Fn orrard ard has a smoke,” was| in it at the time. The barman escaped oe ters of Newcasile, Iud., disappearei| petition after petition, but the deci-| one or more firms to the exclusion of| fer solace is salt and leeke. e startling rejoinder from the old

and the newspapers printed her pic- ture. The police of Middleport, O., thought they recognized her in a -ittle girl who was there i. company with a stranger claiming to be her father. They arrested the man and telegraph- ed Mr. Wintcrs, who found that th» girl was not his daughter. The news- papers had also priated the picture of the Middleport waif, and it was re- cognized in Winfield as that of Rosa Sisson, even though sour years nad greatly changed her appearance. Then the police learned that the man a der arrest was Joe Dav-.u,. a burgl and a safe-blower who had an dea that h would be 1.3 liable to sus- picion if he travelled with a child, and had ¢ cked up little Rosa, whom he passed off c; his daughter. Rosa was sent back to her home in charge ef the mayor of Middleport, at the ex- pense .f some charitable citizens of that place. Davis was convicted of a charge of safe-blowing on whict the police had long been seeking him.— Ernest “Melbourne, in Leslie's.

Pain Flees Before it.—There is more virtue in a bottle of Dr. Thomas’ Ec- lectric Oil as a sudbuer of pain than in gallons of cthe: medicine. The public know this and there are few house holds threughevt the country where ft cannot be founa. Thirty years of use has famiinrized the people with it, and made it +s hovsehold medicine throughout t’.e western world.

Salt Water Fishing

The ‘otal value of salt water fish fm fir't hands landed in Canada dur- ing the month of Ma~™, 1914, amount- ed to $1,791,259, whic, is 373,956 less than the total for May last year. The falling off is due largely to the fact) that the Lunenburg banking fleet was | prevented from getting to the Mag- dalen Islands for bait till much late: than . ual, and did not land any fish during May this year.

Spring herring was as abundant as ever, but as ice remained late on the coast and retarded fishing opera- tions, the catch was considerably be- low that for May last year.

The total pack of canned lobsters on the Atlantic coast from the 15th of November to the end of May was

$1,802 cases, while the tota! shipment in s' ell was 68,552 cwts. During the corresponding period in the preced- fing year the pack was 97,039 cases, and the shipment in shell 78,813 cwts. Bein, Lucid

If you wish to achieve a reputatioa for originality and distinction try be- ing lucid. There is nothing quite like it: “Permit me to thank you for your lucid exposition of’—it matters not

at the rate of 1,470 feet a second. The| “How often, Jack, do they feed what the subject. were more courageous, but not more| butter, which was declined with|average length cf their path between| those big dogs?” ost What is it to be lucid? Is it to| Successful, than most~ of* the play-| thanks, oscillations is about one two-hun-| “Whenever they bark, sir,” was . wright’s friends.

write something which the man who compliments you because you have been lucid about it agrees with. No one who disagrees with you ever called you lucid. No woman ever re- ferred to her husband as a lucid hus- band. No man ever called his wife s lucid wife.—Life.

Good Time Lost “W y do you iisist upon having the biggest piece cf pie, Harry?” asked the mother of a.mali boy. “Isn't your older brother entitled to it?” “No, he isn’t,” replied the little fel-

have submerged the Rob Roy land- marks.

sion of that body, sitting in its judic- ial capacity, was not based upon any of these points. The ancient riparian regulations read that water from an eastern watershed shall not be divert- ed to western uses, and it was de- cided that Giasgow must forego its water supply for the prosaic reason that the city is on the wrong side of the watershed.

Divided Opinion

“Are yon 2eal.y going to marry Har-

old?” ..“] ¢ tml vow what to sa Bide —, class have read ters.”

“Well?”

“Righteen cf them think him a dear, and nineteen say he’s a dub.”—Kansas City Journal

The Catch’ of the Insurance Scheme

A wcman wearing an anxious ex- pression called at an insurance of- fice one morning.

‘I understand,” she said, “that for five dollars I can insure my house for a thousand dollars in your cem- pany.’

“Yes,” replied the agent, “that is right. If your house burns down: we pay you one thousand dollars.”

“And.” continved the woman anx- iously, “do you make any inquiries as to the origin of the fire?”

“Certainly,” was the prompt reply; “we make the most care.ul enquiries madam.” *

“Oh,”—and she turned to leave the

ice—“I thought there was a catch in it somewhere,”

“Master Humphrey’s Clock” There has just come into the mar- ket the. famous old relic which gave

Charles Dickens the title of his story, “Master Humphrey's Clock.”

It is a grandfather clock, inscribed with the name of the maker; William Humphreys of Barnard Castle, and the date, 1829, with a dial of brass and silvered metal, in a tall case of Dutch ‘acquer, with architectural top.

William Humphreys was the.son of Thomas Humphreys, a watchmaker of Barnaru Castle,“whose sho). was op- posite the King’s Head Inu, where Dickens spent six weeks in 1837 whils studying the Dotheby’s portion of “Nicholas Nickleby.”

The clock remained in possession of its maker until his death,.when it was acquired by the father of the pre- sent owner,

Not many companions of Richard Biinsely Sheridan cared to engage the dramatist in an encounter of wit. The royal dukes in the following story

Two royal dukes, friends of Sheri- dan, were walking in James street, when they happened to meet the dra- matist.

“Il say, Sherry,” said one of the dukes, “we have just been discussing whether you. are.a greater fool or come: What is° your opinion, my

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Bheridan smiled, togk / each by an arm,.and replied;

“Why, faith, your royal highnesses, I belieye I am between both!”

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belonring to the ov.cers of the war2- house,

the general public. A fine not exceed- ing $50 is provided for violaticu of these regulations.

Distinguished or Extinguished

The brotherhood of the men who kill eA€ch other was never better ex- emplified than by the funeral honors paid at Alexandria and Cairo to the grenadiers of Napoleon's army whose remains were lately discovered at Sidi Gaber. British soldiers of the Twentiéth Century presented arm3 ‘to the forgotten French heroet of

AlLthe ihe Higlteenth. and followed. them, to)

the tomb with arms reversed!

These men fell fighting against Abercrombie, in the Battle of Abou- kir. Here thé Gloucestershire Regi- ment earned the title of “The Fore and Aft’—a name curiously mis- used by Mr. Kipling. They were at- tacked in front and rear by. the French, and the frear-rank turned about and beat off the attack.

“Twenty-eight!” said the Colonel, as he saw the French approaching, “whut devilish lucky fellows you are! Today you must be either dis- tinguished or distinguizhed!” This chestnut is one which always bears repetition.

The Swimming Stroke of the Future

It is the Trudgeon Crawl that has put Hebner, Frizelle and McGillivray at the head of the list, and it was Frank Sullivan, now instructor of swimming at Princeton University, who first thought of combining tho crawl with the trudgeon.

Realizing that there was no hope of interesting’ the better swimmers, Sullivan some eigkt or nine years ago decided to take the bull by the horns and use green recruits. He persuad- ed four boys under sixteen years who could not swim at ll to let him teacao them, and he put them at the new stroke, which h. named he trudgeon- crawl,

It was a pure gamble, with the odds heavy against him, but his judgment is amply sustaiued in the fact that one of. them, Leslie Chiville, made his mark in Marathon swimming and re- tired not long ago; another, Richard

Frizelle, captured a number of dis- trict and national titles, then migra‘- ed recently to Contral America, But the other two, Perry McGillivray and Harry Hebner, are today tL2 greatest pair of all-round swimmers in Amer- ica, probably in the world.—-Outing.

No Variety The litt’e girl was paying a call with her mother, The hostess, old- fashioned and child loving, offered the youthful guest a slice of bread and

“Why don’t you want the nice bread and butter?” asked the lady, pos- sessed of the belief that all children are hungry always.

“We have some at home just like it,” said the child.

Very Gcod © Her: Father—Want my daughter, eh? Who are your ancestors? Her Lover—I don't know. mever had time to look them up. Her Father—Take her, You'll be ablé to support her, all right,

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They have gruell to potage And leekes kind to companage.

Dryden’s New Pump

A new powerful turbine pump has recently ben added to the plant of the Dryden Timber & Power Co. The pump delivers 1,500 galloons a minute to a height of 150 feet, and is Criven by a direct coupled 90 horse power motor. A continuous water supply is thereby stored up in the water tank 150 feet above the banks of tlie Wab- igoon, sufficient for both mill and fire purpose.

In a epee in the senate on Ha- Wallan aifairs, Scnator Depew, of New York told this story:

When Queen Lilukalani was in Eng- land during the English queen's jubi- lee che was received at Buckingham falace. In the course of the remarks that passed between the two queens the one from the Sandwich islands said that she had English blood in her veins.

“How so?” inquired Victoria.

“My ancestors ate Captain Cook.”

“You do not speak to him?”

“No,” replied the scholarly girl.

“When I passed him I gavo him the geological survey.”

“The geological survey.”

“Yes. What is commonly known as the stony stare.”"—Washington Star.

A Game of Surprises

The guests are requested to bring something wrapped up im paper, which they wish to get rid of.

The house prepares a duplicate of numbers, pinning one each parcel, as the guests pass by her. When sh. gives a signal, two persons having No. One pinned on their packages exchange them, thoze having No. Two, and so on, until all have exchangeu or swapped. Then all open their packages. Some may have received better thinzgr, while others may have a worse exchange.

A young artist once persuaded Whistler to come and view his latest effort. The two stood before the canvas for some moments tn silence. Finally the young man asked timidly: “Don’t you think, sir, that this paint- ing of mine is—well—er—tolerable?”

Whistler's eyes twinkled danger- ously.

“What is your opinion of a toler- able egg?” he asked.

Minuteness of Molecules Molecules are so minute -hat there are about a sextillion of them in a cubic inch of air. These at freezing temperature oscillate back and forth

dredth and seventy-seven thousandth ofan inch. Hach comes into colliss‘on with it. fellows about 6,000,000 times a@ second,

“Our cratorica! friend quotes a great deai of poetry.”

“Yes. And I don’t blame him. The most discreet thing he .an do is to put as much responsibility as possible for what he says on somebody else.” —Washington Star.

“Is it true that the widow proposed to: Ton pkins?”

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reprobate, who calmly commenced to suit the action to the word.

Where the “Empress” Sank

The St. Lawrence river owes its name to the accidental conjunction of the Festival of St. Lawrences with the day upon which the first explorer imagined he had discovered the river. Jacques Cartier in 1534 heard from the natives of the Magdalen Island cf a mighty stream threading the contisent to an unknown source, a:d it was while testing this legend tnat he sail- ed up the gulf until he could see the land on each side.

In the following year he made a bolder expedition with three ships and the blessing of th: Bishop ot St. Malo. He ailed past Roumiski and on to Quebec, then known by the Indians as Stadacona. Here the fleet anchored. The French, however, failed in their efforts to colonize the country until a century had passed, largely owing to their high-handed treatment of the Indians.

There ts is nowlting repulsive in Mill- er’s Worm Porcers, and they are as Pleasant to take as sugar, so that few children will refuse them. In some cases they cause vomiting through their action in an unsound stomach, but this ts only a manifestation of their cleansing power, no indication that they are hurtful. They can be thoroughly depended upon to clear all worms from the system.

Few Jap Girls Unwed

According to the statistics of the last Japanese blue book, there are very few Japanese women who do not marry. The majority of Japanese girls merry at 21 years of age. The men at 26, but marriage at the age of 15 is not unknown, and 4,- 000 marriages at the age of 11 were registered in the case of men last year, while 7,000 girls of the age of 16 were married. The number of men who set up house for themselves at 80 years was 18,000. The decline in the figures after this is rapid; only 3,700 men and 1,600 women of the age of 40 married last year in Japan. Prac- tically every Japanese,man who does not join a Buddhist monastery mar- ries. The old bachelor and the old maid are almost unknown in the land of the chrysanthenilum.—Westminster Gazette,

Standing by the entrance of a iarge estate in the suburbs of Dublin are two huge dogs carved out of granite. An Englishman going by in a motor car thought he would have some fun with the Irish driver.

Jack’s reply.

“What animal is satisfied with the least nourishment?” asked a proud father.

“The moth,” replied the son confid- ently. “It eats nothing but holes.”— Ladies’ Home Journal.

“Why did you beat this man so ter- ribly?” said the judge, indicating the bandaged figure of the plaintiff.

“I asked him why a horse had run awed your honor,” explained the pris- , “and he told me it was because

The concussion sufficed, in its turn, to explcde the rest of the stuff in the

through having gone down into the cel- lar just previously, whence he dis tinct!y heard the laughver, followed by the musical “ringirg” of the thin tumbler and the two explosions.— Pearson's Weekly.

I bought a horse with a supposedly incurable ringbone fer $30. Cured nim with $1.00 worth of MINARD’S LINI- MENT and sold him for $85.00. Profit on Liniment, $54.00.

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Church—What de yeu think! This paper says that wemer spend 90 per cent. of $10,000,000,00@ amnually in the United States for feed, clothing and shelter.

Gothrm—Now de yeu wender whai becomes of your pay envelepe?—Yor- kers State maa.

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Lawyer—Yot say you teld the ceok to get out of the house the minute you found it was on fire, and she refused to go?

Mrs. Burn3s—Yes, she said she must have a montii’s notice before she’d leave.—National Fed Magazine.

Judge (to woman asking separa- tion—1.0ow long have ycur relations been unpleasant?

Woman—yYour honor, my relations have always been pleasant; it’s his relations that are the old grouches.— Boston Transcript.

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* “Yes, in a way. Tompkins was call- low. “He was eating pie two years ing there one evening, when she hand- ed him a novel to read entitled ‘Put Yourself in His Place.’ Tompkins took the hint.”—Boston Transcript.

“You belong to a literary circle, | believe?”

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. Be ler’s eminent brother-in-law, || ways been.”—London Opinion,

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The Oldest Voter

Perhaps the oldest voter to exercise his franchise in the recent Ontario elections was Levi Thompscn of Rob- lin, aged 96 years. He said he hoped his would be the casting vote to ban- ish the bars of Ontario. His son John, his randson Ira and his great-grand- son, Ralph, also voted it the same subdivision.

A. F. Hare, of Grafton, who is 95 years of age, voted for Sam Clarke, Liberal, in West Northuz:berland.

A young man aining in a restaurant one day ordered some noodle soup, and while eating it came across a needle. limmediately upon the discov- ery he called tie waiter over and said: “Look here, waiter, I found this here needle in my soup.”

The waiter, with a surprised loo, glanced at the needle and then picked up the menu card, looked up and down the printed columns a moment, then a broad smile crept over his face and he exclaimed, “You see, sah, dat—dat am jes. a typcgrcphical er- ror—dat—dat should am bir a noodle.” —wNational Food Magazine.

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“Loek here,” said the indignant mis- tress of the hcuse to the pedilu.. of small wares, “do you call thees safe- ty matches? Why, they wor. sight

at all.”

“Well, ma’am,” said the peddler suavely, “wot -culd you ‘ave that'd be safer?’—Kansas City Sta..

“What sort of bridge does she play?”

“Cantilever; she never looks to her

partner for support.”—Judge. “Skip the last four bars,” command- ed the bandmaster. “If you do I won't budge another etep,” shouted the weary marcher.— Buffalo Express.

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When Shimmerpate gave his little gon Sammie a drawing book the lat- ter gazed intently at the pictures of arms, legs, feet and leads on one of the pages.

“What do you think of it, queried Shimmerpate.

“It must have been an awful explo- sion,” replied Sammie.

Two little boys, brothers and insep- arable comrades, look so much alike as to arouse frequent comment.

“Are you little fellows twins?” rel cently asked a pedestrian, meeting them in the park.

“No, sir,” the oldest answered, after a moment of thought, “we're Method- ists.”

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Uganda Has New Museum

Big game hunters will find a ren- dezvous in London in the commodi- ous quarters establis inwPiccadilly as the official agency for the govern- ments of British East Africa and Uganda. As in the case of most of the agencies of distant colonies, the Bast African office will include a museum showing the products of the territory, specimens of big game hunt- ing, as well as the headquarters of

men engaged in business in Bast Africa.

A commercial travellcr had taken a large order up in Aberdeen and en- deavored to impress upon the canny Scottish manager who had given the order a boy of Havana cigars,

“Naw,” he replied. “Don’t try to bribe a man. I cudna tak them—and I am a member of the kirk!”

“But will you not accept them as a present?”

“IT couldna,” said the Scot.

“Well, then,” said the traveller, “suppose I sell you the cigars for a merely nominal sum—say, sixpence?”

“Weel, in that case,” replied the Scot, “since you press me, and not lik- ing tae refuse an offer well meant I think I'll be taking twa boxes.”

Amends

“Would you believe it now, Miss Sparks?” said the genial stout young man as he moped his brow. “I weigh all of 250 pounds.”

Miss 3. (sighing)—I suspected as much just now when we were dancing and you stepped on my foot.

G.S.Y.M.—Oh, I’m sorry. Please forgive me. ‘Tha very first thing in the morning I'll go on a diet —New York Post.

Urbidden Guest

Mrs. Uptyump (to hostess)—That grizzly faced brute standing over there at the coor had su.h poor taste as to refuse to get me a glass of watcr. Surely you didn’t intend to invite such aman to your re'eption?

Mrs. Hostess—Don’'t fret, my dear, I didn't invite him. He is my husband. —Calumet.

Entitled to it

The sma-l bey was seeing; for the firat time,,a picture of Atlas support- ing the earth, After looking at it for a minute he turred to his father und asked, “Why doesn’t he take jhis base?”’*

‘What do you mean?” /

“Don’t you know the rule, pop. when a man ha’ been hit by a_ pitched ball?”—Puck.

The lady of the house was explain- things to the new maid.

“An’ what’s this, missus?” asked the girl, indicating a metal bottle.

“That is a bottle which will keep things either hot or cold whichever you desire,” replied the mistress.

“Well, foh the land sake!” ejacu- lated the girl. “How is it gwine to know whether you want things hot or cold?”

Hemandhaw’s coat was shut with a safety pin. “Button broke off a few days cgo,” he half apologeti- cally explained to Umson,

“Haven't you any patent buttons?”

“Yes, plenty of them; but they're all in use.”

“You're a you?”

“You know I am.”

“Then why doesn’t your wife sew on some buttons for you?”

“She hasn't time.”

“What keeps her so busy?”

“It’s her club work. You see, she holds an important office in a sewing society that meets four times a week.” —Judge.

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The incident has recailed a story

ways took one or two hens with him on his many long voyages between England and the Cape.

Another well known South African, who had frequently made the trip in the same vessel as Rhodes, was asked why he, too, did not take some hens with him,

“It isn’t necessary,” he said. “You see, I always tip the man who looks after Rhodes’ hens, and I get the eggs.”

“Well, Bobby, did you have all the pudding you wanted at dinner?”

“No’m; before I got half what 1 wanted I got full.”—-Boston ‘Trans- script.

A young practitioner appeared be- fore a pompous old judge, who took offence at a remark the lawyer made criticising his decision,

“If you do not instantly apologize for that remark,” said the judge, “I shall commit you for contempt 0! court,” .

“Upon reflection, your honor,” in- stantly replied the young attorney, “I find that your honor was right and I was wrong, as your honor always is.”

The jndge/ooked dubious, but final- ly said he would accept the apology.

If a man expects to convince his wife that he is a genius he must get busy during the courtship,

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Struggles of an Inventor

Sir Henry Bessemer, who was born 101 years ago, was one of those in- ventors that ill luck pursued, and from whose clutches he finally escap- ed by indominatable perseverance. In 1833 the British government was los- ing $500,000 a year by the fraudu- lent misuse of embossed deed stamps. essemer rendered this impossible by he use of perforated dies which dat- ed the stamps. He presented the in- vention to the government, which for- got its promise of a permanent ap- pointment, but thanked him. His great invention, in the manufacture of steel so impressed the ironmakers that they | paid higg $125,000 for licenses, and “wanted their money back.” He had forgotten the proportion of fools to wise men, It took him two years to render the process “fool proof,” and he pressed his point home by the set- ting up of his factory in Sheffield.

Revival of the Moustache

Is the moustache coming into fash- ion again? Five of this year’s rowing crew tor Oxford university wore deco- rations on the upper lip. Cambridge had only one example. That, however, makes six out of eighteen, an unusual average today among men who are} not long out of their “teens.” About 80 per cent. of the male population in England ave today clean shaven, while the majority of the others do not shave at all.—Exchange.

Baseball Lingo

Some day when he doesn’t happen to have more than four or five visit- ors, if that time ever comes, we are going to sit quietly down, with our tal- ented sporting editor and ask him for our own information why a baseball player always spears the pill with his right fin instead of catching the ball Wig his right haad.—lhio State Jour- nal,

Why Ma Was Glad Mrs. Kawler (to hostess’ child)— Are you glad te see me again, Edith? Edith—Yes'm, and mamma's glad, too. rs, Kawler—Is she? i dith--Yes; she said she hoped = cume today and have it over with,

. Aged

“Why, look here,” said the mer- chant, wi was in need ef a bey, “aren't you the same boy who was ig here a week ago?’

s, sir” said the applicant. “I thought so. And didn’t I tell yeu 1 wanted an older boy.”

“Yes, sir. That’s why I’m back,

I'm older now.’

A Chronic Gramoler

Charlés Lamb tells ef a chronic grumbler who always complained at whist because he had so few trumps. By some artifice his companions man- aged to fix the cards so that when he dealt he got the whole thirteen, hop- ing to extort some expression of satis- faction, but he only looked more} wretched than ever as he examined his hand,

“Well, Tom,” said Lamb, “haven't you trumps enough this time?”

“Yes,” grunted Tom, ‘but I’ve no other cards.”

She—If you insist upon knowing, there are two reasons why | can't marry you.

He—aAnd they are?

She—Yourself and another man.

Wife—Everything is getting high- er. Husband—Oh, I don’t know. There's your opinion of me and my opinion of you, and the neighbors’ opinion of »oth of us,

It is the uplifted face that feels the

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Formerly pe ple ‘nought meat nec essary for strength and muscular vig or.

The man who worked hard was sup- posed to require meat two or three times a day. Science has found out differently.

It is now a common thing for the family physician to order less meat, as in the following ietter from an eastern man:

“I had suffercd for years with dys- pepsia and neryuusress, My physician advised me to eat less meat and greasy foods generally. I tried sev eral things to teke the place of my usual breakfast of chops, fried pota- toes, etc, but got no relief until 1 tried Grape Nuve food.

“After using Grupe-Nuts for the cer eal part of my meals for two years I am now a we.l man. Grape-Nuts benefited my health far more than the medicine I aad taken before,

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A President In Shirt Sleeves

The Swiss president's unassuming| In “

status has given rise to many stories. Edmund d'Auvergne, visiting the gov- ernment buildings at Bern, “noticed the word ‘Bundespraesident’ (presi- dent of the confederation) inscribed oyer an inconspicuous door, just as you might see the word ‘cathier’ or ‘district registrar.’ I called to mind how an important English railway contractor once knocked at this door and was answered by a man in shirt sleeves, whom he took to ie a clerk It was the president himself.” In Sir Horace Rumbold’s time (the tt the story was that a diplomatist, call- ing at the president's private abode, was admitted by a lady with tucked up sleeves and soap suddel arms— Mme. la Presidente straight :rom the washtub.—London Standard. The Limit

Mary Jane's master is a slightly ec- centric bachelor. He has one most irritating habit. Instead of telling her what he wants done by woru of mouth he leaves on his desk or on the kitch- en table or anywhere else where she

is likely to see it a note curtly direct-

ing her to “Dust the dining room” or “Turn out my cupboard,” and so on.

The other day he bought some note- paper, with the usual die sunk ad- dress {.aprinted upon it, from we sta- tioner and ordered it to be sent home.

Mary Jane took it in, and the first thing that caught her eye \.as a note attached to the package. She read it open eyed.

“Well,” she said, “he’s asked me to do a few thifgs in his blessed notes, but this is the limit. I won't .tand it no longer!”

For the note read: “Die inside this package.”—London Answers,

Worse Than Retribution

“Pa, is retribution the worst thing @ man can have?”

“No; it isn’t half as bad as the feel- ing a man is likely to have after he has confess 1 anl then become con- vinced that 'e would not have been found out if he had kept quiet.”—Chi- cago Record-Heraid.

She (to iate-boming husband)—Any man who spends his evening and his hard-earned money drinking in bar- room must e. lunatic.

He—Sure, m'dear, saloonitic!

The Usual Compliments

Mr. Fogarty (in proposing the bride’s health)—An it’s meself is proud t» say I ‘ave knowed the bride this forty year.”

The Bride—It’s a thonderin’ liar you are, Fogarty; me bein’ only just turn- ed thirty-wan an’ a half.” ‘

The dealer in antiques was show- ing an old violin to a probable buy- er, “Yes,” he said, “that is cf his- torical interest; that is the identical fiddle Nero played while Rome was burning!”

“Oh, that is a myth.”

The dealer agreed saying: “Yes, it is; and Myth’s name was on it, but

it has got worn off.”

The Nervous Visitor (to beach life- saver)—i notice that drowning bathers become quite calm directly you reaca I suppose your brave and noble

them. words reassure them? The. L’fe-saver—Oh,

keep quiet.—The Sketch, “Waiter, give me the menus.” “We have none, but I can tell you what we have.” “You must have a jolly good mem- ory.” Not at at, I eimp’y look at the table cloth. '—-Pele Mele,

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The man from Glasgow had suffered grieviously in crossing the ocean, and when he next had occasion to repeat the journey he did not intend th: there should be so much acute physi- cal diccumfort attached to it. So ue marcheu into a drug store.

“Have ye anything to stay the pangs of seasicxness’?’ he asked, in his winning Glasgow accent.

“Certainly, sir; we have the very thing,” said the obliging druggist.

“How much is it?

“Two dollars . bottle.”

The Glasgowian staggered back a pace, visibly shakea, “Losh!” he gasp- ed, wh n he recovered himself. “1 would svoner be ceasick!—New York \, orld,

Clear Seeing Massenet

Critics have not yet assigned the late M. Massenet his permanent niche in the temple of fame, but most of them agree that he was a charming althiugh not a great composer, He had one quality of character, how- ever, which is not the invariable ac- companiment of genius, musical and other—he could apprecirte genius in others. An anecdote taken from the Paris Figaro attests it:

A critic was indulging in extrava- gant praise of Massenet to his face cod wound up his flattery:

“Wagner! What was he? His tal- ent is most absurdly exaggerated. 1 have to pick and choose among a@ lot of rubbish in Wagner.”

“Is that so?” commented Massenet suavely. “I should be quite happy with what you leave.”

Earthquake Near Tonga

A violent earthquake shock was re- corded a few days ago by the River View seismograph, Sydney, Australia. This is the severest disturbance of its kind that has as yet been registered by the instrument, the waves lasting for three hours. It is supposed that the earthquake occurred at a point somewhere near Tonga.

MacVicar (very depressed)—Three- pen'worth o. poison Chemist—What for?

MacNear—Tuppence.—Printer’s Pile, \ page.”—Washington Star.

no, miss; it ain't that; it’y because I always ‘it ’em a good thum» in the neck to make ‘em

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‘Tragedy

Cleaning Our Shoos as 1 Saw It" Mra, Alec oar” writing our home life, “But home Mfe—where is it? The poor man © pays 80 heavily for everything cannot even get his Boots blackened at and hé has to. go into the streets to the nearest ‘shine’ for the purpose, At the street corners of every town are high, strange look- ing chairs under an awning, and there the men—aye, and women, too—sit solemnly, with a foot reposing on each leg rest placed there for the purpose, and while they read their morning papers a darky browns boots for five- pence or blacks them fer twopence halfpenny. Hven in hotels it is they | |

x ites Gi js-05 D w -open on ay, iat Sper 1914, In the itew‘Collene ila » 10 Uni- TORONTO, CANADA, Calendar on Application.

E. A. A. Grange, V.8., M.8., Principal

POISONOUS ‘MATCHES

Am less than two years it will be unlawful to buy or use poisonous white phos- phorous matches

Everybody should begin

now to use

EDDY'S NON POISONOUS “SESQUI” MATCHES

and thus ensure safety in the home

cult to get boots cleaned, and they have to be put on dirty, and worn by their owner down to the boot sroom, | where, in the larger hotels, they are | now kind enough to have a separate | department for ladies. ’Tis the land of | luxury, but not of comfort. Those it. ! tle comforts, which to tis in England are the necessities of lire, are not to | be found in America. .Why? Because

there are few people to render ser- vice.”

How Diana Scored

In “Milton and Homespun” is this amusing English fox hunting story:

“Hold hard, madam! for heaven's sake hold hard or that camel you are | riding will be the death of some of my hounds,” cried the choleric master of one of the southeastern counties’ packs of foxhounds to a lady who was riding rather too close to the hounds.

RAIN B- WIRELESS

Minard’s Linimen*t Cures Garget in

owi%line like a centaur, led the van

Having recovered from his temper-

somewhat sheepishly it must be con-

smiling reply. “You simply mistook of the Scientists

awfully for the brush.” tion. Now it is weird and visionury, on his fellows to begin wireless

With Frequent Sici: Headaches and|the more it is evident that weather

This letter is trom a lady who gain-| less telegraphy works better by night

enthusiastic in its praise, and refers| found that during a display of the

Mines, N.S. writes: “It is with pleas- The growing theory concerning ths

out sufieri:.g much pain; also had sick| of magnetic cushion against which

Chase's Nerve hood using altogeth2r! wireless waves from kites under

ly improved in every way. I gaired 14/ condense into rain or prevent them

neighbors cen tell you of my condition | s);y, but normal conditions of the air

upon. pinetilio in the matter of mak- The total eclipse of the sun on @

mula of introduction has ween gone | less signals will be sent out from with-

man, who had recentiy entered one 0. clews to the whole problem.—Saturday

probably to rise no more, a youth of If here were no cruelty to animals

introduced to that freshmen—per-|ing examples among savage tribes in

Cows. togetuer.

year at a watering place, where he | Should his master strike or »buse him;

side. In his tiny bathing suit he gazeu The horse of the Bedouin Aray

Without deigning to wrn her head she steered her mount a little to the left,and clear of the hounds rode her thr h a long and very fast run and was the first of the field to see the fox | rolled over in the open. ary fit of churlishness apd delighted with the manner in which the lady had | riden, the master approached her, fessed, with the “brush” and an apol- ogy. nm “Pray, don’t apologize, sir,” was the Wet Weather to Order is Now the Aim my favorite hunter for a camel, and | Weather control—rain ordered for your foxhounds for fox terriers. It, Midnight, day after tomorrow—may be seems we were both mistaken. Thanks | 4 wireiess victory in the next genera- -— but Sir Oliver Lodge, who is in the top rank of living scientists, thinks Had Nervous it not improbable and is now calling 4 studies with this purpose in mind. Dyspepsia The more there is discovered about the way wireless telegraphy works Much Pain After Eating—Dr. and wireless waves are tangled witu Ch N Féodibured j each other, nee 6 NE Vey Se ure Almost every one knows that wire- ed 14 pounds by using the great food|than by day and has peculiar jumps cure. It did wonders for her in im-| of efficiency at sunset. A wireless proving .er general health. She is) operator on shipboard in the far north to her neighbors as witnesses of the| aurora borealis the northeru lights splendid results obtained. were widely disturbed when he sent Mrs. Susan Dobson Spring Hill| out wireless signals from his ship. ure that 1 write to you in praise of| way wireless waves follow the curve Dr. Chase's Nerve:Food, | was troubled | of the earth is in simple language ‘hat with dysp<psia : nd could not eat with-| the upper layers of the air’form a sort headaches ‘requently, and my nerves| the wireless waves can bound along. were in bad condition. About Mjpyears | Sir Oliver wishes to have experiments ago I took a thorough treatmuc of Dr. | made by discharging very power: 21 boxes, and 3incc then can eat any-| kinds of weather conditions in order thing, have been freed from head-/to ascertain whether the waves wili aches, and my health has been great |under any conditions make clouds pounds in weight a’.d feel sure | owe| from condensing. everything to Dr. Chase's Nerve Food. It is not to be expected, of cour-e, You may use this letter, and ™y/ that rain could be obtained from a dry before using this treatment.” would leave much opportunity for weother control if the theory should The students of Uxferd stand much | prove workable. ing acquaintances, in so much that one|path from Greelanu to Persia will not hold the least intercourse ,;is to be made the occasion for with another unless the proper for-| elaborate wireless experiments. Wire through. in the path of shadow and across the It is told as a quiz upon them for| shadow, and the effect of the shadow this peculiarity that a young gentle-}on these signals should give more the colleges, happening to be seized | Evening Post. with a cramp while bathing in the Isis -seoeoo-—- and being on the point of sinking, Savages Kind to Animals older standing, who leaned over 4| there certainly could be no cruelty to bridge near the scene thus soliloquiz-| human beings. Elises Reclus, the ed; “Dear me! What a pity I was not| French scienti.t, instanc<s astonish- haps I might have saved him.” South America and in Africa of prime tive humanity and the anim Is making commo. cause in their life 41nd iabors — Th- llama, which carries enormous It Scared Him burden over the Andes, would After spending a few weeks one!down in wrath an. refus® to rise took his daily swim in the open air | it is only caresses “nd encouragement pool of warm sulphur water, a little | that lead him over impossibl> deserts fellow was the next year at the sea-| 4nd roaiways. out over the vast ocean in silence. sleeps in his tent with sis children, Then he protested: In civilization men train horses by bit, “I’m not goin’ in. whip and sp r and then -omplain that

Dat ain't water

i 7 ats.”"— a hey have no brain’, ‘nitiative or real Ror VOvR ire" ® Sem Boats Gyepee a‘fection. To feed the better upon nes them men make of sheep and cattle Hit It artificial creatures, incapable of self- support in the freedom of nature, Polly (to big sister's sadmirer)—

‘ Reclus insists that in mary respects Guess what father said about you last) the domestication of animals, as we

night. ] rac-ice it today, produce? veritable

Adolphus—Oh, I couldn’t guess, Pol-) moral back-sliding, for far from hav- ing improved them we hav. deform- ed, degraded and corrupted them.— Boston .ranscript.

y.

Polly—l'll give you a peach if you can guess,

Adolphus (flustered)—Oh, haven’t an idea in the world.

Polly—Urr—you was listening.— Sydney Bulletin.

Polly, I

“They say those Mexican poens are absolutely useless.”

“Yes; I don't belisve they're worth the paper they’re printed on,”—Buf- “Did the young noblemen travel in| falo Express. this country incognito?”

“No, he travelled in railroad -rains.” —Baltimore American,

<_<. SS \

Age of Palms Palms live under favorable condi- tions for 250 years.

fy pop DS ? KIDNEY PILLS .

wT) Sete

“Say, you solu. me a parrot and you said it would rapeat every word it hard. Well, I can’t get a word out of / it.”

“I must have forgotten to tell you it was deaf.”-——Answers.

A White Hope

“T have a mind to give you a good whipping!” excl.imed the impatient father.

“Well,” replied the athletic youth, “maybe you can, but if you succeed it will be some item for the sport

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Listings Wanted

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At O. F. Neis, sel-4 4-41-22-w4 the following described horses.

One brown black mare about 11 yrs, also a colt at side buck- skin with dark points. Brand JC on right shoulder,

One dark bay gelding FJ connected and J reversed on right hip.

One brown black mare white face two white feet short tail 4 years Brand ©

A WANT LAND BROKE

Iown 8, E. and 48 acres of N. E. of Sec, 3, lying one mile north of Mirror. I want 60 acres broke and will allow party to use same 6 years free of charge as his pay. Land is fenced on two sides and will allow the remain- ing part of the 208 acres to be used as pasture and hay land. Write ,

F, B. BARBER, 12-2-np, Coleridge, Nebraska. ——

Mrs; A. J. Frank, L.R.A.M.L.C, GRADUATE IN MUSIC Will attend Mirror every Saturday to give piano and organ music lessons, For Terms, &c., apply Tam Journ- AL Office.

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‘- ite sovkwab, MrkRok, aLBkrra

that “the young men.of Mirror DO look upon this thing as something to be proud 6f,” but we said that “SHOULD a thing like this be looked upon by our

to) young men as something to be

proud of, we would suggest, ete.” As for our statement re- garding the bar room incident,

Legal and Municipal Advertising, 12) we corrected that in last week's

sents per line for first insertion ; 8 cents per line for subsequentinsertions, Lost, Strayed or Found Notices, eents for one insertion. tions for $1.00. Professional Advertisements per month,

Three inser-

$1.00

00) ad,”

issue, Also we did not state that “a game of pool was play- what we did say was that “they entered one of Mirrors pool rooms TO play a game of pool.” We think that if “Pub-

Reading Notices in Local columns, |lican” will take another look at 10 cents per line for first insertion ; 5) the article under discussion he cents per line for subsequent inser-| wij) be able to see where he ov-

tions,

Display Advertising Rates given on application.

All Contract Advertising Accounts payable at the end of each month.

We do not necessarily concur in or accept responsibility for all views

expressed by correspondents or con- tributors, Letters may be signed by

anom de plume, provided they are ac- companied by a bona fide signature, pa _________}

MIRROR, ALTA.. JAN. 29, 1915

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

(continued from first page)

that he ordered them off the street. Further more can you prove that she had a profession- al game of pool; and by what authority do you imply that the young men about town, would or did look favorably upon the antics of this woman and her intoxicated companion. Most of the young men, with whom I have spoken, have felt insulted by your suggestion, that they would be proudof such actions, and are of the opinion that anyone who would impute such motives to them is worthy, not only of a temporary holi- day, but a permanent residence at Ponoka.

In conclusion, I wish to say that we are all for a clean town, but I, for one, do not be- lieve in “washing dirty linen” in in public. If the letter and articles going into detail, in your recent issue had not been published, the fact that Mirror had been the scene of a dis- graceful orgy of debauchery would not have been made publie from Coast to Coast and all through the United States, as The Journal has an Ameri- wide circulation, 7a, if this is your ~ror a “clean nely

can-,

Gentleme. idea of giving das. reputation,” I must strc. ‘ disagree with your notion of what helps to give a town a good name. There are events in the life of all communities which tend to have a demora- lizing effort on the inhabitants, but I fail to see where any material benefit is gained by

the publication of the facts. This not only applies to in- stances that have occurred in the past and will continue to occur in the future. - Yours, &e. “PUBLICAN”

“Silence Is Golden”---But!

In another column in this week's issue appears a letter signed “Publican” in which he takes exception to several things contained in the Mirror Journal of January 15th, one of them being a letter from the Rev. Mr. Dougan, of which we will say nothing as our columns ‘are at all times open for com- munications, but, “Publican” al- so takes a slap at us for a couple of articles written by ourselvesthe editor of this pa- per), which we have no objee- tion to as. we are alway open to criticism and we will hold no grudge for criticism that is merited, but in this case we can not see where we have any criticism coming as in the first place we did not accuse anyone of being under intoxication as the letter says we did and sec- ondly we did not say or imply

erstepped in his desire to take aslap at us.

As to the letter's reference to the constable we can only say that if he did not know the state of affairs until this ap- pearance on the streets of the parties concerned, he should have taken action to clean the town of this sort of trancients, when he became aware of one stopping in town, or at least ac- quainted the village council or our local Justice, of the case and given them a chance to deal with it, and what's more this appearance on the streets was on the 4th of January, while the provincial officers did not appear and make the raid until the 8th, therby giv- ing the local constable four full days in which to act, which, in our estimation was ample time. Also the statutes possitively states that anyone male or fe- male appearing in public dress- ed otherwise than such are lia- ble to arrest, and it was the lo- cal constables duty to make an arrest on the spot, when he discovered a woman masquer- aeing in man’s clothes.

And if the constable would have done his duty in regards to this, all this “Washing of dirty linen” would not have ap- peared in public,

But there are times in the| _ history of all communities that

For Loss of Hair

We will pay for what you use if Rexall 93’? Hair Tonic does not promote the growth of your hair.

In all our experience with hair tonics the one that has done pert x ain our confidence is Rexall *

air Tonic, We have such A founded faith in it that we want you to try it at our risk. If it does not satisfy you in every particular, we will pay for what you use to the extent of a 30 day treatment.

If Rexall ‘'93" Hair Tonic does not remove dandruff, relieve scalp irritation, stop the hair from falling and promote a new growth of hair, ome back to us and ask us to return

“ney you paid for it, and we will the m. ~4 it back to you, You promptly ha.

-romiso any~ don't sign any thing, . > any thing, bring anything back, or .. way obligate yourself. Isn't that fair?

Doesn't it stand to reason that we would not make such a liberal offer if we did not truly believe that Rexall ‘'93'’ Hair Tonic will do all we claim for it — that it will do all and more than any other remedy?

We have ovary ting there is a de- mand for, and are able to judge the merits of the things we sell. Cus- tomers tell us of their success, There are more satisfied users of Rexall 93" Hair Tonic than any similar preparation we sell.

Start a treatment of Rexall “93” Hair Tonic today. If you do, we believe you will thank us for this advice. ‘Two size bottles, 50c and $1. You can buy Rexall 93" Hair Tonic

in this community only at our store:

Chas. L. Suggett, Mirror the Joxall store Store in nearly eg Rg Cg Ny Remedy for nearl

for which ila

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There is a

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We have a first-class Scale

PRICE obtainable, and assure you

it takes publicity to awaten the publie to action, and in this instance it appears to be the ease with Mirror.

The Modern Woodman of America are giving a Masquer- ade Dance in Kadlec’s hall on Friday Feb. 12th. This is promised to be the best dance of the season, Prizes will be given for the two best costumes, lady and gentleman,

evening

First-class music has been se- cured, and.» good time is as- sured to all who attend. Sup- per will be served by the Royal

Col. W. A. Stewart

All kinds of sales cried in any part of Alberta, For termsand dates call at Time JOURNAT. office,

Agents Wanted -

To sell for Canada’s Greatest Nur- series in every good district in Al- berta.

We offer a splendid list of hardy varieties that have been tested by the Western Experimental Stations.

Hybrid Crab Apples, Compass Cherrries, Chickasaw Plums, Small Fruits, Seed Patatoes, Seedlings for windbreaks and shelter belts.

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Attention Big Contest Big Contest

The Mirror Hardware Co’s. Contest

Commencing from to-day and ending Aug. 19th, 1915.

We give with every Dollar Cash Purchase

Neighbors’, one coupon, and the one having the most Cou- v Third Highest; One Handsome Gasoline Lamp We want your trade and these prizes will be given selves to those whe are not our regular customers and to

| pons will receive: : Fourth Highest; One Splendid Carving Set nr absolutely free,

This contest is for the purpose

show our appreciation of those we have had the pleasure

‘ner t i t $3 AasAai: “@: Pe PA 0 Me A Bt bic

of serving. All accounts have to be paid on or before Jan. 25th, The Mirror Hardware Co. Alberta

or will be handed into our Lawyer for collection. Corner Robert and Gilman For Your Past Patronage

First Highest: One Kitchen Range Second Highest; One 22 High Power Rifle

of introducing our-

Mirror,

And during the year that is now commencing we will endeavor to even more fully desire your good will.

And in order to demonstrate in a more practical man- ner than in mere words. also toinduce you to continue your esteemed favors, we have arranged to give to some one of our customers a present consisting of

THE ! e : Beautiful Claxton Grand ° Piano y

we have now on exhibition. The value of this instrument is | $400.00 and is guaranteed by the maker for a period of ten | years,

We cordially invite you to call at our store, inspect and try this beautiful instrument, You have as good a chance of obtaining this valuable gift as anyone, Come to our store and let us explain our method of

* * . . | Giving away this Piano

We also desire to call your attention to the many

| splendid valuc which we are now offering in every depart-

ment

DUITMAN & JOHNSON

Stock Buying

We are in a position to buy any stock that is reacy for the market, and will pay you the

installed in the Stock Yards and you can deliver your stock right

kept waiting to get your stock weighed,

of a square deal,

Mirror