The D20 Spam Scene - by Bacchus F
Scene: A FLGS. One table is occupied by a group of Fanboys playing d20. Whenever the word "d20" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A gamer and his girlfriend enter.
Gamer: You sit here, dear.
Girlfriend: All right.
Store Owner: Morning!
Store Owner: Morning!
Gamer: Well, what've you got?
Store Owner: Well, there's GURPS; HERO; TRISTAT; FUDGE; BRP and d20; d20 UNISYSTEM and d20; d20 FUZION d20 d20 CODA and d20; d20 SILHOUETTE d20 d20 CODA d20 INTERLOCK and d20;
Store Owner: ...or a completely generic system capable of unlimited expansion with tons of feats, new classes, special abilities, a point based character creation system, specific critical hit tables, pre-painted minis, fully integrated LARP rules with war gamming support, and FUZION mixed in and d20.
Girlfriend: Have you got anything without d20?
Store Owner: Well, there's d20 FUZION SILHOUETTE and d20, that's not got much d20 in it.
Girlfriend: I don't want ANY d20!
Gamer: Why can't she have GURPS d20 and SILHOUETTE?
Girlfriend: THAT'S got d20 in it!
Gamer: Hasn't got as much d20 in it as d20 FUZION SILHOUETTE and d20, has it?
Fanboys: d20 d20 d20 d20... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Girlfriend: Could you do the GURPS d20 and SILHOUETTE without the d20 then?
Store Owner: Urgghh!
Girlfriend: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like d20!
Fanboys: Lovely d20! Wonderful d20!
Store Owner: Shut up!
Fanboys: Lovely d20! Wonderful d20!
Store Owner: Shut up! (Fanboys stop) Bloody Fanboys! You can't have GURPS d20 and SILHOUETTE without the d20.
Girlfriend: I don't like d20!
Gamer: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your d20. I love it. I'm having d20 d20 d20 d20 d20 d20 d20 OGL d20 d20 d20 and d20!
