I never wanted to play Everway. I wanted to play RIFTS! To spend hours rolling up characters from pages and pages of meaningless rules! Having a anthropomorphic hummingbird glitterboy armed with a goupilon flail! Causing 300 points of MDC damage! And we'd sing! SING! SING!
I like Palladium and I'm okay!
Don't need no diceless games to play!
He likes Palladium and he's okay!
Don't need no diceless games to play!
I like my dice, I like my rules
I love my MDC
I won't have no truck with splatbooks
Cos I've got OPCs!
He liks his dice, he likes his rules
He loves his MDC
He won't have no truck with splatbooks
Cos he's got OPCs!
He likes Palladium and he's okay!
Don't need no diceless games to play!
I roll my dice, I look rules up
I like to play in LARPS
I put on fishnet stockings
And hang around in bars!
He rolls his dice, he looks rules up
He likes to play in LARPS
He puts on fishnet stockings
and hangs around in bars?
HE LIKES PALLADIUM AND HE'S OKAY
DON'T NEED NO DICELESS GAMES TO PLAY!
I play vampires, we talk for hours
We never roll a dice!
I wish my group could understand
That drama should suffice!
He plays vampires, he talks for hours
He never rolls a WHAT?
I don't - well I never- rhubarb rhubarb!
