Toreador:
.................................................................
uh, Toreador?.........................
(very quietly) It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

Tremere:
My god....it's the lost sigil of Bazophemet! How did you....GIVE ME THE PAPER....

(sounds of burning)

Nosferatu:
What, you forgot to flush?

Gangrel:
Grrrrrrrr...(sniff sniff) ...grrrrrrr

Brujah:
It's just some fucking ink, O.K? What? WHAT? Hey, fuck you too!!

(sounds of breaking bones)

Salubri:
I see a diorama of the children of Caine living in peace and harmony...but with my other two eyes, it just looks like...a butterfly?

Setite:
I ssssee the eventual conquesssst of our massster Ssset, and hiss lordssship and dominion over all...and tell me doctor...have you ever taken any of the drugsss you pressscribe....

Tzimese:
Hmmmm.... That looks like who I was working on last night....

Lasombra:
...................................
Lasombra, _please_ turn the lights on.
Lasombra: ...................................
Lasombra, for the last time, would you pleaseAAAAARRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!

Assamite:
Looks like blood.....mmmm....blood.......

Baali:
By Baal....it's the lost sigil of Bazophemet! How did you....GIVE ME THE PAPER....

Malkvians:
I see... I see...(giggles) That's disgusting!! (giggles again) With a vacume cleaner and...(suddenly serious) Oh no....OH MY GOD!!!! (runs out of the room screaming) THE WHIPPETS ARE COMMING!!! THE WHIPPETS ARE COMMING!!!!!!

And (an added bonus) The inkblot guide to the others...

Mages:
The ink is whatever I tell it to be.

Mummies:
That reminds me of somthing....

Garou:
GRRRRRR!!!!!(sounds of ripping and tearing)

Wraiths:
.....(sigh).....

The Fae:
Wow!! I see...a Troll wearing an 18th century naval uniform riding into battle on a striped griffin to do battle with Zarkath, dragon of the depths!

Mark Kuggeleijn(aiken0@hotmail.com)

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