Man: Is your wife a gamer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?

Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she game, eh, does she game, eh?

Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes games, yes.

Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?

Squire: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Man: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A roll's as good as a botch to a blind GM!

Squire: Are you, uh,...are you selling dice or something?

Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! A D&D-er, Ay! D&D-er, Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

Squire: Well, I, uh....

Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a mage, ay?

Squire: Um, she likes mage, yes!

Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!

Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of Sorcerer.

Man: 'Oo isn't? Likes gaming, eh? Knew she would. Likes gaming, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?

Squire: She has traveled, yes. She plays LARP.

Man: SAY NO MORE!! LARP, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

Squire: I wasn't going to!

Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....Fading Suns, ay? "Fading Suns, ay", he asked him knowlingly?

Squire: Fading Suns?

Man: Merchants, guilds, scravers, nudge nudge, say no more?

Squire: D20, eh?

Man: They could be, they could be D20. Dice-rolling, you know, DICE-ROLLING RPG?

Squire: No, no I'm afraid we don't have the Fading Suns book.

Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, Exalted, ay? Steve Jackson, ay? Hackmaster, ay?

Squire: Look... are you insinuating something?

Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes.

Squire: Well?

Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.

Squire: Yes...

Man: I mean, you've RPG'd a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've "done it"....

Squire: What do you mean?

Man: Well, I mean like,....you've GAMED, with a lady....

Squire: Yes....

Man: What's it like?