Antidiluvian school reports

Assamite - does not play well with others.

Baali - rarely seen, but has a bad attitude towards teachers and students alike.

Brujah - plays very well with others... others' toys, others' money, others' friends, others'..... still have to figure out how he got that gun.

Caitiff - sadly lacking self-esteem and easily bullied by the others.

Daughter of cacophany - song time a+ exemplary student. prone to wild screaming tantrums.

Gangrel - always playing outdoors. in fact, it's darn hard to get her back inside after playtime.

Giovanni - keeps asking "when do we get to dissect frogs?". i've tried to explain that she has to finish 8 more years before that and she just sulked.

Lasombra - strangest kid i've ever seen.... he's already got a five o'clock shadow.....was not here on school photo day despite protestations otherwise.

Malkav - nice quiet child and yet all the other children don't seem to like him. they think he's plotting against them all. i'd be prone not to believe it but i've seen some of the notes he's been passing... in sumerian.

Nosferatu - strange child that has unfortunate disability, yet always ready to help the teacher with information on who's been doing what.

Ravnos - i'm not sure of this one..... keeps being in two places at once and never seems to run out of lunch money, especially when the others have had theirs go missing.

Toreador - top of the class in finger painting.(best you can say about her really)

Tzimisce - has since developed an attitude problem and started picking on the others and hanging out with young lasombra.

Tremere - caring thoughtful child... always the first one there to help when one of the others is injured in any way.

Salubri - one of the first children tremere helped.... has been absent from class ever since.

Setite - the lisp is a bit disconcerting, as well as the eyes, and seems more interested in distracting the others with his "goodiesssssss" then doing any actual work.

Samedi - truly revolting child. if he doesn't stop blowing milk bubbles out of his nose.....

Ventrue - model student. always a pleasure to have in the class room and well-spoken. however...(teacher suddenly forgets what it was she was about to write)

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